On the drive up here, I saw a goose, " he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They migrate between the north and the south, don't they? Like seniors.

Brian Francis
On the drive up here, I saw a goose,
On the drive up here, I saw a goose,
On the drive up here, I saw a goose,
On the drive up here, I saw a goose,
About This Quote

In a conversation, a person says, "On the drive up here, I saw a goose," he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They migrate between the north and the south, don't they?" It may be a joke used to make a point, making light of an uncomfortable situation.

Or it may be a reference to the fact that Canada geese can fly long distances and live in all sorts of climates. Regardless of its intent, the image is one that promotes bleakness and sadness in the listener.

Source: Natural Order

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